They weren’t very quiet, and I could even hear a police dog whining. They were crouching, and moving in pairs. I soon realized that my house was surrounded by police, guns drawn! Why? They were everywhere, checking my windows and doors for a method of entry. I used my super hi-tech state of the art surveillance system (a couple of garage sale B&W video cameras connected to the world’s oldest 9″ video monitor through a rotary coax switch) to see that I had a serious problem in the making. Well, 40 minutes later, no one came around, so back to bed I went, circa 12:30PM.Īt 12:50ish, I again woke up to the sound of someone banging something (it’s never Olivia Wilde, for some reason) and in my dazed condition assumed that said smart guy (from the preface) was angry and blamed me for halting his attempts at rational discourse. I heard this happen, and being young and foolish, called the polezei using 911 and explained that someone was smashing windows. So he did the only logical thing, and started smashing her car windows with a baseball bat. I think she was out on a date with some other clever chlamydia candidate, and he was greatly miffed. ![]() One night, in a sudden burst of alcohol induced testosterone poisoning, he was upset to discover that she wouldn’t answer her door – you know, “so they could talk and get closure”. ![]() Generally, he starts playing passive-aggessive pranks on her because… well, there’s never a reason, just incomprehensible attempts at communication. Phase five is the one that comes after stalking her doesn’t pay off. That aside, he had moved to phase five of the standard delusional idiot crisis. These guys are always ALWAYS blind to the fact that it was their awesome debate skills and jedi mind tricks that made her move on. This is because what he really means by “closure” is “I refuse to move on, and somehow believe I can use my awesome debate skills and jedi mind tricks to hook her back up”. ![]() Note to geeks: Whenever a guy ever says he wants “closure” with some girl, he meets the clinical definition of delusional thinking. One night I heard crashing It seems a rather pretty neighbor girl’s unhappy ex-something or other wanted “closure” after she moved on. Well, it’s tangential: I had a pretty decent relay controlled sprinkler system when they were rare.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |